Afghanistan's Finest

• Mix:
• 10-15 mountain ranges
• 3-5 plains
• 34 provinces
• 33 million people
• and 1 religion

• Add:
• 1 civil war
• 1 serving of European influence
  
• 2 groups of Soviet soldiers
  

• Remove Soviet soldiers, and add 2-3 terrorist groups
• (Taliban and Al-Qaeda flavoring is ideal)

• Finally, add 2-5 battalions of American armed forces and mix.
  

The mixture of Taliban, Al-Qaeda and American forces gives makes this recipe a bit unstable, but it sure gives it a nice kick!

Best if served cold, but in the months of May to August, served warm makes the dish all that more authentic. We recommend serving with a nice big glass of oil (petroleum is best).